Upgrade, Next?

So the good news is we upgraded. The bad news is this is still all on me. I have yet to finish adding in the sculpted tag, but I’m still working one it. A small vacation delayed that, but it did not slow down my posts. I am putting a couple of old Benny Hill sight gags on here to avoid the old Patreon strikes for nudity. But if you like them, I have a host of Breast related joke GIFs on there that I made myself. So why not Become a Patron!

Nikki & Brie Bella

Identical Twin Sisters

Stephanie Nicole Garcia-Colace and her twin Brianna Monique Danielson wrestled with the problems of the world, World Wrestling Entertainment. Clearly Nikki got the boob job, but that doesn’t steal from Brie’s charms. Maybe she felt upstaged, maybe she had different goals, but Brie got married and moved away from wrestling first. Brie is fit an is as athletic as her twin no one can complain when she had a nip slip. Though it is no surprise that Nikki had a nip slip.

Eva Henger

She became the girlfriend of a porn director, so she went into porn, got her boobs done, did a number of movies, and calendars. She got in trouble with the law for helping her husband turn women who weren’t legal adults in Italy into the porn industry. Judging by the size of her sentence which she’s served, she knew something was up, but didn’t know the details.

Tagalongs

So here we are another month and three more GIFs. This first one I made from the short lived sitcom, One Big Happy, that tries to make a splash on it’s debut by putting Kelly Brook in pasties and nude panties and blurring it as if she was actually naked. I forgot to do the subtitles on it, but Elisha Cuthbert’s befuddlement is the funny part because not only is she not used to Kelly Brook in the buff, but she’s also a lesbian and into it.

I found this one on my searching of the internet and it is like a silent mini movie. Both the pony tailed blonde and flat chested brunette want a ride. The Brunette has the advantage of being in a red dress. When the sports car zooms by it splashed a puddle before the blonde and makes her white t-shirt a wet t-shirt. He may have stopped for the red dress, but he backs up for the tits in the wet t-shirt leaving the flat chested brunette behind as the sports car only has two seats.

And of course, this is just Joey begin Joey on Friends. He wakes up from a nap in the sand finding himself to have become a shapely mermaid.

This should mark the end of the Joke Gifs I can’t put on Patreon. But I have other news, in the coming month a New Tag, Sculpted will but put out there for the guys who like some muscle on their models.

Darya Scherbakova

And here we have a lovely model showing us what it means to be covered. See-through clothes, props in the way, and the always famous hand bra are all means of covered up her naked breasts. So she is naked, just not completely nude. For some reason she’s popular on my site so I thought I’d break out a second collection. Don’t you love it when they handle a foot long . . .err hot dog.