I figured I would give the Boob Jokes from the Kentucky Fried Movie the same treatment as I do other jokes over here, to show you the kind of stuff you are missing over at my Patreon. Uschi Digard graces us with the joke I mentioned. Her large natural breast should never squeak, but I can understand why some at that time might think such a naturally bosomy woman might have some kind of implants. Hence this is why wet boobs would squeak like balloons. The next two are not boob jokes, but are jokes made while there are boobs out, so I’m doing them since I can’t do them over at my Patreon. In our Next Clip, Lenka Novak is Linda Chambers recreating her classing role, and she is shown rolling down a hill yet clothed. The voice over continues and introducing Susan Joyce and Nancy Reems, played by Nany Mann and Betsy Genson. And Finally the movie jokes about how it depicts what truly happens when Catholic high school girls stay out after curfew. Apparently getting whips while topless, by a clown dressed midget is what happens. This is just a small taste of what you’re missing out on over at my Patreon. So why not Become a Patron!
Ani Lorak
This little Russian Music maker has been shaking her money maker, but not ever really showing off the goods.
Peggy McIntaggart
I’m a sucker for a blond in a short bob, and I love her bush. Anyone who doesn’t like bush has been watching too much porn. Of all the playmates, her video portfolio was my first. Playboy was still figuring things out on how to make them well.
Savana & Havana Ginger
Fraternal twins, Savana is the taller of the pair with the shoulder tattoo and long wavy hair. They rarely perform together, an only with Men between them. I was lucky to find this one from a big dildo movie they did together.
Victoria Zdrok
A double crowner, appearing for Hef and as a Pet, the good doctor has been trying to become the next Dr Ruth to talk about sex advice. Dr. Ruth never looked this good.
Heidi Montag
This one is a bit of a Hollywood mess. Sometimes that happens when you start believing your own hype.
Italia Kash
They have to airbrush out her tattoos when she poses, but this bimbo knows she’s worth it.
Renee Olstead
Why does a Hollywood actress go on Onlyfans? I have no clue, but it is still great to look at.
Brigid Brannagh
She never played up the goods she’s got. She’s kept it modest but in my mind she’s hot and has great boobs. She deserves recognition.
Victoria Silvstedt
Like many playmates before her tried to branch out into Hollywood. I only remember her in Baseketball staring as herself.
Olga Seryabkina
This Russian model makes music videos where she’s in bikinis which makes me think she has more talent in her bikini than her singing.
Jennifer & Natalie Campbell
The identical twins here are easy to tell apart thanks to the butterfly tattoo on Jennifer. I just loved them switching positions in their portfolio video that I had to make a GIF of it.
Iga Wyrwal
Her as a brunette looks like a wig, but any which way you do her hair, it’s the boobs that bring you so invitingly in.
Michaela O’Brilliant
It’s not often i have to break out the milf tag much less with the tattoo and pierced tag, but with boobs like that how could I say no.
Laci Kay Somers
This fitness bimbo will give your heart a work out as you fall for her. How long it must take to was all that hair, I wonder.
Sasha Bonilova
Playboy tired hard to airbrush away her tattoo and the beauty mark near her right arm pit. I say embrace the flaws Playboy.
Alexander Grinn
Here one to a Photographer who keeps finding such lovely models and doesn’t credit them by name.
Kelly B
If you want to see more of Kelly B, you have to visit her only fans, She’s will have you hot for teacher or loving her cosplay. She may have the bimbo look but she has some quality photos that proves she has a photographer’s eye.
Cassie Sumner
This British model started as a Page 3 girl and got the behind on television. Her limited fame waned after she stopped getting naked. But we still have her pictures.
Julia Rose
This California Girl was proud to shuck all her clothes and show off what the good lord gave her. He gave her an hour glass figure with just the right amount of sand at ten and two.
Simone Holtznagel
2015 was a busy year for this Model and then she vanished. She posed for multiple magazines and then, stopped posing. Maybe she got into acting, maybe she settled down. Consider this my own light being shown out there in the world hoping she’d come back.
Ahmo Hight
Brittany & Brandi Kelly
They may not realize how rare they truly are. They are just an inch shy of model height. They have natural double D’s and are identical twins.They are also smart enough to wear sneakers on the gravel.
Zdenka Podkapova
This Penthouse Pet of the year somehow won two years after she was pet of the month. I never understood how they did things in that magazine.
Martha Hunt
This Victoria Secret Angel has shown her dirty pillows has she’s modeled, but this soiled dove is definitely worth the visit.
Rita Faltoyano
I couldn’t find her French Playboy layout, but when you’ve been in porn for as long as her, there is a lot of body of work to choose from. And if you want to see her working it, she has done a lot of porn.
Krysta Z or Brittany Bratt
This Aussie Model has a such smoldering eyes, she could start a fire. Oh sorry. Apparently it is not yet okay to talk about Australia and fires yet.
Joanna May Parker
Normally this page three girl wreaks of sex, but today was an off day, because it was just her sock that did this.
Brenda Zambrano
Today we got South of the boarder for a Television actress that opted to boost her career by appearing in Playboy for Mexico. I think it worked, because I know I want to see more of her.
Luciane Hoepers
This Brazilian with a Brazilian made her body a work of art as well as getting some tattoos. She has a piercing gaze that hints at the passions behind her eyes.
Jessica & Jennifer Barton
This one feels like a true double posting as I was able to get some good pictures of the twins together, but then found more of just Jessica by herself as she pushed into more adult content even posing for Playboy. And if you want to see more of her She has an Only Fans.
Gia Ramey-Gay
She went from Cyber girl to Centerfold, Who know what she’s been up too since, maybe we’ll see this beauty return to the pages of the world of Hef.
Natalia Starr
This Polish beauty pageant winner not only way a Penthouse Pet, but also a Hustler Honey and has done full on porn. She has gotten enhanced since this layout so look for more of her and from her in the future.
Nicole Sheridan
She went into porn, signed a three year contract, then one year in, got married to another performer, only had sex scenes with him, or just women. I’ve seen it before. People don’t want to watch other married people having sex. They want the fantasy of random unmarried sex.
Ana Alexander
This Amazonian Serbian Actress has no trouble taking off her top for her work, but keeps herself pretty covered and quiet.
Elizabeth Hilden
I managed to get her in before she needed the vintage tag. This hot blonde was big at the time I was looking at men’s magazines. It is both easy to see why and her tonsils.
Julianna Guill
She made her first foray into Hollywood and even made it into a big time horror film thanks to her willingness to do a nude scene. More power to you, I hope to see more of her, with or without cloths. Here other GIFS of her that are with men thus I can’t have on here.
Jo Guest
She’s been getting naked for some time. She’s been a page 3 girl, posed as a Hustler Honey and even a Penthouse Pet.
Brittany & Cynthia Daniel
This one is Cynthia. 
These Two originally came at us from Sweet Valley High, with only one of them wanting to continue her career in Hollywood, but when you seen one Identical twin, you’ve seen the other. Thanks to Brittany’s continued work in Hollywood, we even have some nude scenes. I have opted not to include any Sweet Valley High stuff as they were right around 18 at the time, so I’m just playing it safe.
Bayley
Lara Bingle
She’s normally an Australian Bikini model, but I found these photos of her with out a bikini to be nicer.
Dakota Pink
In the summer sun a lot of brunettes start to look like blondes. Of course if you have shaven the hair down there you have to worry about getting a sun burn even there.
Saxon Sharbino
Just breaking into Hollywood this young actress has a very promising career ahead of her. We can only hope to see more of her.
Ornella Muti
If you ever seen Flash Gordon, then you’ve seen this fine lady that made both genders lust after Ming’s Daughter. She’s done her turn posing for Italian Men’s Magazine and the foreign film nude scene.
Nia Nacci
Part Native American But all Hustler Honey August 2018. When she isn’t doing porn she shows off her lithe form.
Emma Kotos
Yes, she is straddling a large instrument between her legs, but it is a cello.
Tami & Tara Monroe
Older Sister Tami carved a wide path that her younger sister Tara followed behind. They rarely posed together, much less performed together. The one video with both of them in it, has them in separate scenes.
Lupe Fuentes
This little firecracker is too much for many to handle with lots of porn videos under her garter belt. Never under estimate a hot blooded Latina.
Eriana Blanco
Now I know most models showcased here you want to bang, this time I give you a Model that wants Bang. Unfortunately Bang is an energy drink.
Katelyn Runck
She may have started out in North Dakota, but clearly found her love for the beach and fitness. This fitness model clearly turns heads but mostly that is in thanks to her having more curves than than your average runway model.
