Patreon Comes Clean

Apparently You can’t do Adult content on Patreon now. So I thought I’d bring my adult titter gifs over here for you all to see. This will let you get an idea of what you’re missing and give me a place to use them.

Bobbi Pavis did not get popular but one part of her career that was big was her tits. Her she has pushed her way into trying on a bikini in the changing room, and the slacker owner of the shop is just ogling her in the one way mirror.

By this time the slacker brother is on the floor having melted from how hot and bothered her got from the view of the dressing room. The straight laced brother is getting annoyed.

He finally looks and has waited too long and another obese woman, (full clothed so it still meets my standards.) is trying one a bikini of all things.

Ted proves while I felt such a connection to Garfield all those years ago.

And We finish with everyone’s favorite three boobed call girl from Total Recall making you wish you had three hands. The actress admitted in an interview even though none of this is her, she still felt shame of exposing herself. The laughter she does in the clip is nervous as she was trying to hide her embarrassment. So this is just a Small Sampling of what you’re missing out on. So Become a Patron!

2. Black Widow – Natasha Romanoff

Natalie Rushman/Romanoff “Iron Man 2”

Natasha Romanoff – ‘Avengers’

Scarlett Johanssen – Captain America 2

Black Widow – Multiple MCU Movies

Silken Floss – ‘The Spirit’

Marvel did not push her sex appeal, but when it’s Scarlett Johanssen you can’t remove it completely either. The one in the pink Jacket is from a Saturday Night Live skit that she did mocking how Hollywood portrays women in film and yet she’s getting her movie so fingers crossed. Silken Floss was a time where she was a lieutenant to a villain, and they played up her sex appeal, the only thing that movie did right.

3. Wonder Woman – Diana Prince

Lynda Carter “Wonder Woman” (TV)

President Olivia Marsdin – ‘Supergirl’

Principal Powers – “Sky High”

There is nothing sexier than a confident woman. She says, she only felt more confident in her body as she got older. When dressed as the heroine Wonder Woman, she worried about loosing all of five pounds just to look better under her costume. Her show helped female stunt women create a career for themselves and on the rare occasion they still had to use a man to fill in her role. As Wonder Woman she used her heart as much as she used her brawn to solve problems, and when under cover, she used her figure too. from stepping into a beauty pageant, to going under cover in a spa with a swim suit, she did it all.

4. Storm – Halle Berry

Fox’s ‘X-Men’ Franchise

‘Catwoman’

Giacinta “Jinx” Johnson – 007

Storm did not get a good character arc, but Damn Halle Berry made her sexier than she had even been on the comic book page. But she gets the benefit of having her sexy Catwoman and 007 look to boost her to forth place, the only down side, the story of Catwoman. Only Barb did it worse than Catwoman.

6. Dove – Dawn Granger

Minka Kelly – ‘Titans’

When she’s not being Hank Hall’s better known as Hawk’s loving partner, her nurturing size shows. Get her in costume and suddenly she’s kicking butt, not just showing her curves in her tight outfit. Speaking of butts, can you believe Derek Jeter left her because she became more famous than him.

8. Elasti-Girl – Rita Farr

April Bowlby ‘Doom Patrol’

Sorry she doesn’t get as skimpily dressed on Titans or Doom Patrol, but April Bowlby is bringing a lot of character to Rita Farr by far. For all of you that thought I was putting the Disney character on this list, For shame. DC comics spells her name with a hyphen. Disney does not. For the record, she has had some interesting side moments, even with with Ed Asner that really shows how far along this Heroine has come from being celluloid fodder for 50’s cinema.

Honorable Mention #3

Barb Wire ‘Barb Wire’ Pamela Anderson

On the surface this movie seems to check off all the boxes for this list female protagonist, comic book origin happens to be nudity in the movie but the movie is terrible. You can see a review of that movie here. Bonus points though for appearing as the Invisible Girl in the spoof ‘Superhero Movie’.

Honorable Mention #2

Batgirl ‘Batman’ Yvonne Craig

Even with all the green skinned Orion slave girl Marta set aside. When this brunette donned a red wig and got into her purple costume, she put a bunch of adolescences through puberty early. This actress oozed confidence and slink though scenes even when she wasn’t in costume.

Honorable Mention #1

Red Sonja ‘Red Sonja’ Brigitte Nielsen

This redhead Amazon standing at six foot one is a true giantess. You can’t help but get distracted by her form when watching form in combat. Offset by Arnold Schwarzenegger it only made her femininity more evident. The only downside is she waited till after this movie to get her implants giving her DD’s. This is the first movie I ever saw with a female lead protagonist where her goal wasn’t a man. Now if the movie could of just been better.

Sheena ‘Sheena: Queen of the Jungle’ Tanya Roberts

This blonde, brave enough to headline the movie and have a nude scene, may not be the greatest of actresses, but she was a Bond girl and thanks to her small role on ‘Beastmaster’ attracted a lot of people’s interest to her film work. I’m just glad she posed for playboy to promote her movies.

The Sixth Standard

Okay I know this is getting old, but this is the rule that keeps out ‘Tomb Raider’ so I thought it was important to bring up the final standard. Must Originate in a comic book. Tomb Raider starts in a Video Game so that keeps her out. such to everyone’s dismay I know, but, for her, there will be another list another time. So one last example.

Renee Montoya “Birds of Prey” Rosie Perez

We know Rosie has been bless with nice feminine curves, and I am not going to fault a female direct for removing what many call the male gaze from the camera, they still covered her up well too. The Swagger she has is sexy. You can not hide that. She spoke confidently to her peers and superiors. She knew her job well and when it suited her she strutted out though many may question it. The only reason she is not on the list is because Renee Montoya appeared in the Cartoon first, not the comic.

Fifth Standard

When it comes to making a list you have standards. You know that characters that wear less clothes, or get wet, or better naked, are going to gain more favor. Characters that are confident and strong are also going to score better, but also, those that meet the Fifth standard which is be a heroine. A heroine is a lead female character that actively fights against the antagonist or against an oppressive system.

Diana Palmer ‘The Phantom’ Kristy Swanson

They must of strapped her down some to Keep her C-cups under wraps, through the movie she was wearing extra layers and covered up. Too bad Catherine Zeta-Jones Stole every scene she was in with her.

Jenny Blake ‘The Rocketeer’ Jennifer Connelly

Disney didn’t want to use real life Betty Page for the Movie, not just because of the sexual over tones but because she was still alive. We Got Jennifer Connelly and I think we’re better for it. She was in a number of outfits, even fought against her captures, but Jenny was invented for the movie.

Mary Jane Watson ‘Spider-Man’ Kirsten Dunst

Peter Parker’s on again off again romance. She was active in her life, but passive against any antagonist in the film often playing the captive damsel.

Top Ten Movie/TV Heroine

The Break down of how this works.

Okay, this will be similar to my other top ten lists of comic book heroins I’ve done before for DC Comics, Marvel Comics and Indy Comics. So here’s my standards. No underage characters or actresses, which takes out Hit-Girl, and the C-cup minimum cuts out more ladies than you think. My third standard is I’m only allowed to judge based on the show or movie, on set pictures. The downside of this rule is that it will skew things for those with a larger body of work as that character, as well as the actress with the larger bra. This is my list, deal with it or make your own list. My forth standard I will prove here. No single episode characters on this list. All must have a movie or multiple TV episodes.

Maxima Eve Torres

She didn’t even get to enjoy the whole episode of Supergirl when wrestler Eve Torres appeared as Maxima.

Maxima Charlotte Sullivan

Charlotte Sullivan had no trouble appearing as the Queen of Almerac but honestly spent half her time on her episode of Smallville sucking face. I guess when one of those faces is Tom Welling you don’t mind so much. In 2 days The fifth standard.

Tag Take Down

So there are some tags I needed to clean up and since I have found it easier to do that over here at word press. So instead of Heels and Heel, there will only be Heels, if she’s clearly wearings heels, but not if she’s wearing heeled boots or wedges. I will consolidate tanlines and tan lines into just tan lines. Also for a while I misspelled brunettes. So I will remove the misspelling so there is only one. I completely Removed LDM because Linsey Dawn Mckenzie wasn’t as big of a deal on here as I thought she’d be. Finally, I have finished embedding the Gif images off site. I dealed some non-model related posts. Now, the only other way to make room is to move large picture files off site as well. So I will be moving the old wallpapers off site as they are only large files that are easily identified. I’m doing what I can to keep the site up and Free of viruses, ads, maleware and want to keep as much of it in here as I can. You Can also Become a Patron.