So the good news is we upgraded. The bad news is this is still all on me. I have yet to finish adding in the sculpted tag, but I’m still working one it. A small vacation delayed that, but it did not slow down my posts. I am putting a couple of old Benny Hill sight gags on here to avoid the old Patreon strikes for nudity. But if you like them, I have a host of Breast related joke GIFs on there that I made myself. So why not Become a Patron!
She’s been called Miami’s Kim Kardashian, or Even the Russian Kim as she often shows of all the Russian born curves in the clubs and beach of Miami. One can only hope her modeling career only expands from here.
Identical Twin Sisters
Careful people this to lovelies were brought up on charges of Tax evasion. But Fear not for all the charges we later dismissed and the judge that formerly found them guilty had performed erroneously. I know sometimes women behind bars can be sexy.
I felt like this Playmate needed a proper spread, and coincidentally she is also spreading.
I had trouble getting pictures from just one set of pictures for this model, but easily got some good ones from a bunch of different ones. She has her own site after doing Page 3 work and some only topless modeling. When it is for her own site, she’ll take off her whole kit.
She really filled out after having a child and she really had a fit body before that so it’s all curve now.
This Ukrainian glamor model clearly has had a lot of work do get get a lot of work, which doesn’t go much outside of Instagram.
This British bird has it right, she got her boobs enhanced, went on TV, showed them off to help the ratings of her reality show, and later modeled. Now she covers them up as if she just learned what modesty means.
Identical Twin Sisters
Stephanie Nicole Garcia-Colace and her twin Brianna Monique Danielson wrestled with the problems of the world, World Wrestling Entertainment. Clearly Nikki got the boob job, but that doesn’t steal from Brie’s charms. Maybe she felt upstaged, maybe she had different goals, but Brie got married and moved away from wrestling first. Brie is fit an is as athletic as her twin no one can complain when she had a nip slip. Though it is no surprise that Nikki had a nip slip.
If only she would just wash up upon the shore of an uninhabited beach with me.
She recently popped up in a video and I loved her as Power girl so I thought I’d cover her again, but she tends to stay covered.
This sports caster is of uncertain measurements, but I opted to spotlight her just the same.
Felt like we needed some more brown sugar for my sweet tooth.
Sorry I don’t have more recent stuff of her when she went blonde. You’ll have to dig that all up yourself.
I’m told this fitness model is a C-Cup but she loves shaking her booty.
This Aussie Model needs more exposure so where I am doing what I can to help.
This maybe the only one that ever gets the tag triplets so I’m giving hem the tag of twins as well.
I swear she looks like one of those small realdolls come to life just for your sexual pleasures.
This Mexican Model/Actress/Singer would be a triple threat if she ever made it in Hollywood. Unfortunately I think most of Hollywood would only see her as a Maid, a Sexual Conquest, or a Trophy wife.
Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated both want to put this model in skimpy outfits where we’d just be happy if she wore nothing at all. Birthday suits are everyday wear after all.
She became the girlfriend of a porn director, so she went into porn, got her boobs done, did a number of movies, and calendars. She got in trouble with the law for helping her husband turn women who weren’t legal adults in Italy into the porn industry. Judging by the size of her sentence which she’s served, she knew something was up, but didn’t know the details.
I have only seen one video where she jerks a guy off, so here’s to hope she does something more.
This pageant winner forgot to mention she posed for playboy and went on to be a weather girl and reality TV star. Never let them make you feel shame.
One year after it was legal this French starlet started working in the adult industry. From doing soft core to hard core, she was always taking her clothes off it made you wonder why she ever bothered putting them on in the first place.
I know women can come in all shapes and sizes, but so often I enjoy the shape of Bimbo.
Mother and Daughter
I had to invent a Tag for the Mother Daughter Pair here, and that tag is good Genes.
This Bollywood star Boosted her career not just by getting implants but by showing it all off for Playboy.
This Ukrainian model posed for playboy and vanished. I can only hope she poses again.
She’s gone from acting into stunt work making good use of her gymnastic skills.
I am not one hundred percent on her name, but I am certain she belongs here.
I like her form, but had to dig a bit to find a spread of her with only her in the spread. I would guess with all those tattoos, that she enjoys playing with the pain pleasure center of her brain.
Her popularity really took off thanks to nude scenes on Nurse Jackie and Glow. Here’s to hoping that on more occasions she takes off, either popularity or clothes. I’m not picky.
Thanks to a Pierced Nipple we got a nip slip I can show that isn’t some hacked photos from her phone. Only one nipple so I’m calling her covered.
And here she is now, she is still as hot as she was then.
Formally Identical Twins
Originally Vicky and Steph took advantage of the twin thing to make their splash into the modeling world. Vicky fell in love with beingo a bimbo in public and went on to increase her bust as she kept modeling. This is why I say they are formally identical.
I like her so much, I will do a non-vintage one tomorrow.
So here we are another month and three more GIFs. This first one I made from the short lived sitcom, One Big Happy, that tries to make a splash on it’s debut by putting Kelly Brook in pasties and nude panties and blurring it as if she was actually naked. I forgot to do the subtitles on it, but Elisha Cuthbert’s befuddlement is the funny part because not only is she not used to Kelly Brook in the buff, but she’s also a lesbian and into it.
I found this one on my searching of the internet and it is like a silent mini movie. Both the pony tailed blonde and flat chested brunette want a ride. The Brunette has the advantage of being in a red dress. When the sports car zooms by it splashed a puddle before the blonde and makes her white t-shirt a wet t-shirt. He may have stopped for the red dress, but he backs up for the tits in the wet t-shirt leaving the flat chested brunette behind as the sports car only has two seats.
And of course, this is just Joey begin Joey on Friends. He wakes up from a nap in the sand finding himself to have become a shapely mermaid.
This should mark the end of the Joke Gifs I can’t put on Patreon. But I have other news, in the coming month a New Tag, Sculpted will but put out there for the guys who like some muscle on their models.
This Aussie actress, like a good drink, a good smoke, a nice stoke, gets naked, shows off her full kit and then brings out her wet pussy. And yes I mean her cat.
She’s only packing C cups, but she’s got a nice backside and some leaked Photos that I’m am not showing. at five foot three its is no wonder she hasn’t shed her cute image.
Normally I wouldn’t guess if she is natural or not, but I’m willing to bet this is the true reason she’s never truly shown them off.
She was discovered while she was pregnant because her natural breasts swelled that much larger it was hard not to spot her.
Identical Twin Sisters
Rosa Liked to go Brunette when not posing with her sister. Grace was a page3 model. I am not sure of Rosa was, but they collectively still get the page3 tag.
This Argentinian Model started to get into acting then her sex tape broke but her fame never escaped her home country.
This British apprentice contestant was only a runner up when she was on the show, but with a body like that she’s a winner in my book, which happens to be a British Lad Mag.
I figured I needed to post about her before she slipped into vintage. I honestly thing she looks washed out in a lot of playboy’s layouts. And they also didn’t always feature her sexy legs and butt, but then who am I to say anything about that.
And here we have a lovely model showing us what it means to be covered. See-through clothes, props in the way, and the always famous hand bra are all means of covered up her naked breasts. So she is naked, just not completely nude. For some reason she’s popular on my site so I thought I’d break out a second collection. Don’t you love it when they handle a foot long . . .err hot dog.
This Octagon girl for the UFC became Playboy Slovenia Playmate of the Month for July 2015 yet she’s from Brazil. At least she has a Brazilian.
In Club magazine they based a two page comic on her called Debbie Sass. Though it was not biographical. Debbie Jordan show off her huge natural which looked unreal due to her height.
So I ran across the first picture, and I had to dig to find more, and oh what a find this blonde Russian beauty is.