Not everything is made in leaps and bounds, I am trying to figure out how to add the tags so you can see them and the end of every posted, based on what tags were used for each post. If you have a thing for blondes you should be able to go from blonde to seeing all blondes. Currently it just shows you three more posts you might like. The Sculpted tag got finished, and then I found one last Benny Hill GIF I made that could be mistaken for boobs. So I paired it with two other GIFs the Australian Chicken Chain commercial. I gave text to it and a SNL one that I did not make. at least you’ll like seeing Katy Perry on here for the first time.
I had to give some attention to local celebrity. She has had a wardrobe malfunction, but when your so often in a bikini something is bound to poke out. It’s not what we are centered on, but we’ll take what we can get.
This British Actress is trying to make it big and get outside the BBC, but worked the soap circuit for a time.
I will use Ashley Massaro to illustrate the difference between the tags piercing and pierced. If it’s the nipples they are pierced. If it is anywhere else that’s odd, it is a piercing. This includes Labia, clitoral hood, lips, eyebrow, and a bull nose ring. nose studs, tongue rods, belly button rings, and multiple ear rings, don’t get noted in anyway.
Italian Actress, and later TV personality, did a good job of getting naked to get into films, to the point wear getting naked for a men’s magazine.
This Italian Actress and Model is known for showing off her naked form in film but when you have her natural curves can you blame her for such confidence.
In an Afro or golden blond locks she hot in any style. Join her Onlyfans if you want to see more.
This Russian underwear model model must need a lot of underwire in her bra to keep those puppies of her in line. Man to they shimmy so seductively as she does her little turn on the catwalk.
This Singer Actress posed for Playboy to help boost her sagging film career, but that was the only thing sagging about her tight bod.
Other thank a Leaked Photo this actress has managed to cover herself just right, even when rolling around as a naked Marilyn Monroe.
This Fitness Model in the 90’s loved showing off her form. She was so proud she posed for Playboy. My guess is she didn’t completely show off her boobs as she wasn’t so happy with the doctor’s work.
She’s been called Miami’s Kim Kardashian, or Even the Russian Kim as she often shows of all the Russian born curves in the clubs and beach of Miami. One can only hope her modeling career only expands from here.
Identical Twin Sisters
Careful people this to lovelies were brought up on charges of Tax evasion. But Fear not for all the charges we later dismissed and the judge that formerly found them guilty had performed erroneously. I know sometimes women behind bars can be sexy.
I had trouble getting pictures from just one set of pictures for this model, but easily got some good ones from a bunch of different ones. She has her own site after doing Page 3 work and some only topless modeling. When it is for her own site, she’ll take off her whole kit.
She really filled out after having a child and she really had a fit body before that so it’s all curve now.
Identical Twin Sisters
Stephanie Nicole Garcia-Colace and her twin Brianna Monique Danielson wrestled with the problems of the world, World Wrestling Entertainment. Clearly Nikki got the boob job, but that doesn’t steal from Brie’s charms. Maybe she felt upstaged, maybe she had different goals, but Brie got married and moved away from wrestling first. Brie is fit an is as athletic as her twin no one can complain when she had a nip slip. Though it is no surprise that Nikki had a nip slip.
She recently popped up in a video and I loved her as Power girl so I thought I’d cover her again, but she tends to stay covered.
Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated both want to put this model in skimpy outfits where we’d just be happy if she wore nothing at all. Birthday suits are everyday wear after all.
One year after it was legal this French starlet started working in the adult industry. From doing soft core to hard core, she was always taking her clothes off it made you wonder why she ever bothered putting them on in the first place.
She’s gone from acting into stunt work making good use of her gymnastic skills.
Her popularity really took off thanks to nude scenes on Nurse Jackie and Glow. Here’s to hoping that on more occasions she takes off, either popularity or clothes. I’m not picky.
So here we are another month and three more GIFs. This first one I made from the short lived sitcom, One Big Happy, that tries to make a splash on it’s debut by putting Kelly Brook in pasties and nude panties and blurring it as if she was actually naked. I forgot to do the subtitles on it, but Elisha Cuthbert’s befuddlement is the funny part because not only is she not used to Kelly Brook in the buff, but she’s also a lesbian and into it.
I found this one on my searching of the internet and it is like a silent mini movie. Both the pony tailed blonde and flat chested brunette want a ride. The Brunette has the advantage of being in a red dress. When the sports car zooms by it splashed a puddle before the blonde and makes her white t-shirt a wet t-shirt. He may have stopped for the red dress, but he backs up for the tits in the wet t-shirt leaving the flat chested brunette behind as the sports car only has two seats.
And of course, this is just Joey begin Joey on Friends. He wakes up from a nap in the sand finding himself to have become a shapely mermaid.
This should mark the end of the Joke Gifs I can’t put on Patreon. But I have other news, in the coming month a New Tag, Sculpted will but put out there for the guys who like some muscle on their models.
This Aussie actress, like a good drink, a good smoke, a nice stoke, gets naked, shows off her full kit and then brings out her wet pussy. And yes I mean her cat.
She’s only packing C cups, but she’s got a nice backside and some leaked Photos that I’m am not showing. at five foot three its is no wonder she hasn’t shed her cute image.
An Italian actress, who was once voted the sexiest woman in Italy. And liked showing off her cans in foreign films in the 80’s.
For a time, Hollywood had her on tap anytime they just needed a hot woman who could say a few lines, but she took her clothes off to get regular work. I covered her Liar Liar appearance over at my Patreon. Become a Patron!
Sorry sometimes playboy touches up their pictures so bad I have to call it a morph. There is no way her cookie looks like that.
So I was Making sure that my Gif images of Monique Gabriel from the ‘Amazon Woman on the Moon’ were showing correctly when I saw this little gem again and realized she needed to be featured.
Here is three more of my not allowed on Patron Gifs. Two I made, one I did not. And again they are here because I can’t show nudity on Patreon for some reason. After showing Lycia Naff from the first Total Recall last time, I felt I need to do the rebooted Total Recall as well. Yes it’s three boobs, but it’s not as funny. Though I’m still wishing I had three hands. Kaitlyn Leeb still looks hot though. The last one, is from an Australian drama called Fire. Her name is Tottie Goldsmith and she flashed to distract a jerk on the series that was actually and arsonist. So Become a Patron!
Actress and Model of her time, she enjoy a busy career, but owned up to Hollywood being a young woman’s game. even showing skin did not help her career her her talent did keep finding her work.
This Welsh singer has gone topless for a Italian game show. before coming back home an enjoying a small career on the British music charts. While they like per pipes, we love her for a set of something else.
‘Agent Carter’ (TV series)
Captain America: The First Avenger
Confidence radiates from Peggy, punching an uppity solider, to knowing her worth, and all of our time was worth it. her first episode gave her the blond wing that has so many gifs of her as Agent Carter.
Lynda Carter “Wonder Woman” (TV)
President Olivia Marsdin – ‘Supergirl’
Principal Powers – “Sky High”
There is nothing sexier than a confident woman. She says, she only felt more confident in her body as she got older. When dressed as the heroine Wonder Woman, she worried about loosing all of five pounds just to look better under her costume. Her show helped female stunt women create a career for themselves and on the rare occasion they still had to use a man to fill in her role. As Wonder Woman she used her heart as much as she used her brawn to solve problems, and when under cover, she used her figure too. from stepping into a beauty pageant, to going under cover in a spa with a swim suit, she did it all.
Apparently You can’t do Adult content on Patreon now. So I thought I’d bring my adult titter gifs over here for you all to see. This will let you get an idea of what you’re missing and give me a place to use them.
Bobbi Pavis did not get popular but one part of her career that was big was her tits. Her she has pushed her way into trying on a bikini in the changing room, and the slacker owner of the shop is just ogling her in the one way mirror.
By this time the slacker brother is on the floor having melted from how hot and bothered her got from the view of the dressing room. The straight laced brother is getting annoyed.
He finally looks and has waited too long and another obese woman, (full clothed so it still meets my standards.) is trying one a bikini of all things.
Ted proves while I felt such a connection to Garfield all those years ago.
And We finish with everyone’s favorite three boobed call girl from Total Recall making you wish you had three hands. The actress admitted in an interview even though none of this is her, she still felt shame of exposing herself. The laughter she does in the clip is nervous as she was trying to hide her embarrassment. So this is just a Small Sampling of what you’re missing out on. So Become a Patron!
Minka Kelly – ‘Titans’
When she’s not being Hank Hall’s better known as Hawk’s loving partner, her nurturing size shows. Get her in costume and suddenly she’s kicking butt, not just showing her curves in her tight outfit. Speaking of butts, can you believe Derek Jeter left her because she became more famous than him.
Carla Gugino “Watchmen”
Lucille – ‘Sin City’
Sally Jupiter just loved the attention. She never even pressed Charges against the comedian, not because it was covered up, but because he was right, it was all a sexual thrill for her.
April Bowlby ‘Doom Patrol’
Sorry she doesn’t get as skimpily dressed on Titans or Doom Patrol, but April Bowlby is bringing a lot of character to Rita Farr by far. For all of you that thought I was putting the Disney character on this list, For shame. DC comics spells her name with a hyphen. Disney does not. For the record, she has had some interesting side moments, even with with Ed Asner that really shows how far along this Heroine has come from being celluloid fodder for 50’s cinema.
Half black half German, all beautiful confident woman. Luck is a power.
Barb Wire ‘Barb Wire’ Pamela Anderson
On the surface this movie seems to check off all the boxes for this list female protagonist, comic book origin happens to be nudity in the movie but the movie is terrible. You can see a review of that movie here. Bonus points though for appearing as the Invisible Girl in the spoof ‘Superhero Movie’.
Batgirl ‘Batman’ Yvonne Craig
Even with all the green skinned Orion slave girl Marta set aside. When this brunette donned a red wig and got into her purple costume, she put a bunch of adolescences through puberty early. This actress oozed confidence and slink though scenes even when she wasn’t in costume.
Red Sonja ‘Red Sonja’ Brigitte Nielsen
This redhead Amazon standing at six foot one is a true giantess. You can’t help but get distracted by her form when watching form in combat. Offset by Arnold Schwarzenegger it only made her femininity more evident. The only downside is she waited till after this movie to get her implants giving her DD’s. This is the first movie I ever saw with a female lead protagonist where her goal wasn’t a man. Now if the movie could of just been better.
Sheena ‘Sheena: Queen of the Jungle’ Tanya Roberts
This blonde, brave enough to headline the movie and have a nude scene, may not be the greatest of actresses, but she was a Bond girl and thanks to her small role on ‘Beastmaster’ attracted a lot of people’s interest to her film work. I’m just glad she posed for playboy to promote her movies.
Okay I know this is getting old, but this is the rule that keeps out ‘Tomb Raider’ so I thought it was important to bring up the final standard. Must Originate in a comic book. Tomb Raider starts in a Video Game so that keeps her out. such to everyone’s dismay I know, but, for her, there will be another list another time. So one last example.
Renee Montoya “Birds of Prey” Rosie Perez
We know Rosie has been bless with nice feminine curves, and I am not going to fault a female direct for removing what many call the male gaze from the camera, they still covered her up well too. The Swagger she has is sexy. You can not hide that. She spoke confidently to her peers and superiors. She knew her job well and when it suited her she strutted out though many may question it. The only reason she is not on the list is because Renee Montoya appeared in the Cartoon first, not the comic.
When it comes to making a list you have standards. You know that characters that wear less clothes, or get wet, or better naked, are going to gain more favor. Characters that are confident and strong are also going to score better, but also, those that meet the Fifth standard which is be a heroine. A heroine is a lead female character that actively fights against the antagonist or against an oppressive system.
Diana Palmer ‘The Phantom’ Kristy Swanson
They must of strapped her down some to Keep her C-cups under wraps, through the movie she was wearing extra layers and covered up. Too bad Catherine Zeta-Jones Stole every scene she was in with her.
Jenny Blake ‘The Rocketeer’ Jennifer Connelly
Disney didn’t want to use real life Betty Page for the Movie, not just because of the sexual over tones but because she was still alive. We Got Jennifer Connelly and I think we’re better for it. She was in a number of outfits, even fought against her captures, but Jenny was invented for the movie.
Mary Jane Watson ‘Spider-Man’ Kirsten Dunst
Peter Parker’s on again off again romance. She was active in her life, but passive against any antagonist in the film often playing the captive damsel.
The Break down of how this works.
Okay, this will be similar to my other top ten lists of comic book heroins I’ve done before for DC Comics, Marvel Comics and Indy Comics. So here’s my standards. No underage characters or actresses, which takes out Hit-Girl, and the C-cup minimum cuts out more ladies than you think. My third standard is I’m only allowed to judge based on the show or movie, on set pictures. The downside of this rule is that it will skew things for those with a larger body of work as that character, as well as the actress with the larger bra. This is my list, deal with it or make your own list. My forth standard I will prove here. No single episode characters on this list. All must have a movie or multiple TV episodes.
Maxima Eve Torres
She didn’t even get to enjoy the whole episode of Supergirl when wrestler Eve Torres appeared as Maxima.
Maxima Charlotte Sullivan
Charlotte Sullivan had no trouble appearing as the Queen of Almerac but honestly spent half her time on her episode of Smallville sucking face. I guess when one of those faces is Tom Welling you don’t mind so much. In 2 days The fifth standard.
So there are some tags I needed to clean up and since I have found it easier to do that over here at word press. So instead of Heels and Heel, there will only be Heels, if she’s clearly wearings heels, but not if she’s wearing heeled boots or wedges. I will consolidate tanlines and tan lines into just tan lines. Also for a while I misspelled brunettes. So I will remove the misspelling so there is only one. I completely Removed LDM because Linsey Dawn Mckenzie wasn’t as big of a deal on here as I thought she’d be. Finally, I have finished embedding the Gif images off site. I dealed some non-model related posts. Now, the only other way to make room is to move large picture files off site as well. So I will be moving the old wallpapers off site as they are only large files that are easily identified. I’m doing what I can to keep the site up and Free of viruses, ads, maleware and want to keep as much of it in here as I can. You Can also Become a Patron.
It doesn’t matter if you like her from her early Modeling work, to her more recent acting, all you know is you love this hot Latina. Covered-Up Queen Sofia Vergara
This little strumpet went from fitness model with some modest implants to Wreathing to gaining buttock implants to getting even bigger boobs. I understand why she always wants to wear heels, but when you find he leaked photos you’ll see that when it comes to sex there is more than one way to measure a good partner in bed.
Yes that is a nip slip in that Gif which means, I can’t tag this posting as Covered. You know she has to wear make-up on her aureola so you can’t see her nipples. See her Patreon gifs here. Tomorrow we’ll do Cassandra.
Identical Twin Sisters
No matter if you catch them alone or together, this sexed up twins might burn out your sex drive even if they are alone. At least if their together they have someone to talk to while you recover.
She may not of had the best film career so far, but she’s always been told her best feature was behind her. Meagan Good
English model that does game of thrones has no trouble taking her top off so I can’t wait to see more of her in any capacity. Esme Bianco