And What Now?

I figured I would give the Boob Jokes from the Kentucky Fried Movie the same treatment as I do other jokes over here, to show you the kind of stuff you are missing over at my Patreon. Uschi Digard graces us with the joke I mentioned. Her large natural breast should never squeak, but I can understand why some at that time might think such a naturally bosomy woman might have some kind of implants. Hence this is why wet boobs would squeak like balloons. The next two are not boob jokes, but are jokes made while there are boobs out, so I’m doing them since I can’t do them over at my Patreon. In our Next Clip, Lenka Novak is Linda Chambers recreating her classing role, and she is shown rolling down a hill yet clothed. The voice over continues and introducing Susan Joyce and Nancy Reems, played by Nany Mann and Betsy Genson. And Finally the movie jokes about how it depicts what truly happens when Catholic high school girls stay out after curfew. Apparently getting whips while topless, by a clown dressed midget is what happens. This is just a small taste of what you’re missing out on over at my Patreon. So why not Become a Patron!

Alyson & Robyn McKenzie

Truly the older sister was in deep boob envy when her younger sister hit the scene. She joined all her sisters to show how Linsey had hit the boob lottery in the family. She did some small videos with her more famous sister and choose that she liked the line of work and used the money to enhance her curves. Then Alyson’s daughter Robin wanted to join in on the act. Aunt Lindsey Dawn was all to happy to help.

Zahia Dehar

I never thought I’d have to say this, but be wary of this little strumpet. She has gotten in trouble not just for being apart of a prostitution ring, but for being under the legal age when she joined and encouraged others underage girls to join. So here we have both sexy and Ugly at the same time.

Tagalongs

So here we are another month and three more GIFs. This first one I made from the short lived sitcom, One Big Happy, that tries to make a splash on it’s debut by putting Kelly Brook in pasties and nude panties and blurring it as if she was actually naked. I forgot to do the subtitles on it, but Elisha Cuthbert’s befuddlement is the funny part because not only is she not used to Kelly Brook in the buff, but she’s also a lesbian and into it.

I found this one on my searching of the internet and it is like a silent mini movie. Both the pony tailed blonde and flat chested brunette want a ride. The Brunette has the advantage of being in a red dress. When the sports car zooms by it splashed a puddle before the blonde and makes her white t-shirt a wet t-shirt. He may have stopped for the red dress, but he backs up for the tits in the wet t-shirt leaving the flat chested brunette behind as the sports car only has two seats.

And of course, this is just Joey begin Joey on Friends. He wakes up from a nap in the sand finding himself to have become a shapely mermaid.

This should mark the end of the Joke Gifs I can’t put on Patreon. But I have other news, in the coming month a New Tag, Sculpted will but put out there for the guys who like some muscle on their models.

Patreon Comes Clean

Apparently You can’t do Adult content on Patreon now. So I thought I’d bring my adult titter gifs over here for you all to see. This will let you get an idea of what you’re missing and give me a place to use them.

Bobbi Pavis did not get popular but one part of her career that was big was her tits. Her she has pushed her way into trying on a bikini in the changing room, and the slacker owner of the shop is just ogling her in the one way mirror.

By this time the slacker brother is on the floor having melted from how hot and bothered her got from the view of the dressing room. The straight laced brother is getting annoyed.

He finally looks and has waited too long and another obese woman, (full clothed so it still meets my standards.) is trying one a bikini of all things.

Ted proves while I felt such a connection to Garfield all those years ago.

And We finish with everyone’s favorite three boobed call girl from Total Recall making you wish you had three hands. The actress admitted in an interview even though none of this is her, she still felt shame of exposing herself. The laughter she does in the clip is nervous as she was trying to hide her embarrassment. So this is just a Small Sampling of what you’re missing out on. So Become a Patron!

The Sixth Standard

Okay I know this is getting old, but this is the rule that keeps out ‘Tomb Raider’ so I thought it was important to bring up the final standard. Must Originate in a comic book. Tomb Raider starts in a Video Game so that keeps her out. such to everyone’s dismay I know, but, for her, there will be another list another time. So one last example.

Renee Montoya “Birds of Prey” Rosie Perez

We know Rosie has been bless with nice feminine curves, and I am not going to fault a female direct for removing what many call the male gaze from the camera, they still covered her up well too. The Swagger she has is sexy. You can not hide that. She spoke confidently to her peers and superiors. She knew her job well and when it suited her she strutted out though many may question it. The only reason she is not on the list is because Renee Montoya appeared in the Cartoon first, not the comic.

Shane & Sia Barbi

The Barbi Twins

The Barbi twins is our first Seconds on the 7’s. They were once a Female force in the nineteen nineties and twenty oughties. If you want to learn more about this pair other than ogle their pairs, and when it’s identical twins everything is in pairs, then check this site. If I can find or make gifs, in the future they will come after this section of text. 2nds on 7’s