This small time actress and Playmate managed to get on a few covers of playboy in the US and internationally. The very red shot is her cleaned up cover shot, and the only shot where you can see she is wearing heels is her uncropped centerfold.
Her as a brunette looks like a wig, but any which way you do her hair, it’s the boobs that bring you so invitingly in.
Playboy tired hard to airbrush away her tattoo and the beauty mark near her right arm pit. I say embrace the flaws Playboy.
They may not realize how rare they truly are. They are just an inch shy of model height. They have natural double D’s and are identical twins.They are also smart enough to wear sneakers on the gravel.
I figured I would give the Boob Jokes from the Kentucky Fried Movie the same treatment as I do other jokes over here, to show you the kind of stuff you are missing over at my Patreon. Uschi Digard graces us with the joke I mentioned. Her large natural breast should never squeak, but I can understand why some at that time might think such a naturally bosomy woman might have some kind of implants. Hence this is why wet boobs would squeak like balloons. The next two are not boob jokes, but are jokes made while there are boobs out, so I’m doing them since I can’t do them over at my Patreon. In our Next Clip, Lenka Novak is Linda Chambers recreating her classing role, and she is shown rolling down a hill yet clothed. The voice over continues and introducing Susan Joyce and Nancy Reems, played by Nany Mann and Betsy Genson. And Finally the movie jokes about how it depicts what truly happens when Catholic high school girls stay out after curfew. Apparently getting whips while topless, by a clown dressed midget is what happens. This is just a small taste of what you’re missing out on over at my Patreon. So why not Become a Patron!
This Aussie Model has a such smoldering eyes, she could start a fire. Oh sorry. Apparently it is not yet okay to talk about Australia and fires yet.
Part Native American But all Hustler Honey August 2018. When she isn’t doing porn she shows off her lithe form.
She may have started out in North Dakota, but clearly found her love for the beach and fitness. This fitness model clearly turns heads but mostly that is in thanks to her having more curves than than your average runway model.
This natural Venezuelan model hocks 138 water, looks like a bimbo, but that’s just how they grow them down there sometimes.
This British model and reality star has managed to keep her extra large curves under wraps outside of one or top unintended topless beach shot. Though we are disappointed we haven’t seen more still we eagerly await the show.
Truly the older sister was in deep boob envy when her younger sister hit the scene. She joined all her sisters to show how Linsey had hit the boob lottery in the family. She did some small videos with her more famous sister and choose that she liked the line of work and used the money to enhance her curves. Then Alyson’s daughter Robin wanted to join in on the act. Aunt Lindsey Dawn was all to happy to help.
This Russian underwear model model must need a lot of underwire in her bra to keep those puppies of her in line. Man to they shimmy so seductively as she does her little turn on the catwalk.
I never thought I’d have to say this, but be wary of this little strumpet. She has gotten in trouble not just for being apart of a prostitution ring, but for being under the legal age when she joined and encouraged others underage girls to join. So here we have both sexy and Ugly at the same time.
This model and actress has it going front and back and when she bothers looks hot from the neck up too.
Other thank a Leaked Photo this actress has managed to cover herself just right, even when rolling around as a naked Marilyn Monroe.
She’s been called Miami’s Kim Kardashian, or Even the Russian Kim as she often shows of all the Russian born curves in the clubs and beach of Miami. One can only hope her modeling career only expands from here.
I had trouble getting pictures from just one set of pictures for this model, but easily got some good ones from a bunch of different ones. She has her own site after doing Page 3 work and some only topless modeling. When it is for her own site, she’ll take off her whole kit.
She recently popped up in a video and I loved her as Power girl so I thought I’d cover her again, but she tends to stay covered.
This Aussie Model needs more exposure so where I am doing what I can to help.
And here she is now, she is still as hot as she was then.
I like her so much, I will do a non-vintage one tomorrow.
So here we are another month and three more GIFs. This first one I made from the short lived sitcom, One Big Happy, that tries to make a splash on it’s debut by putting Kelly Brook in pasties and nude panties and blurring it as if she was actually naked. I forgot to do the subtitles on it, but Elisha Cuthbert’s befuddlement is the funny part because not only is she not used to Kelly Brook in the buff, but she’s also a lesbian and into it.
I found this one on my searching of the internet and it is like a silent mini movie. Both the pony tailed blonde and flat chested brunette want a ride. The Brunette has the advantage of being in a red dress. When the sports car zooms by it splashed a puddle before the blonde and makes her white t-shirt a wet t-shirt. He may have stopped for the red dress, but he backs up for the tits in the wet t-shirt leaving the flat chested brunette behind as the sports car only has two seats.
And of course, this is just Joey begin Joey on Friends. He wakes up from a nap in the sand finding himself to have become a shapely mermaid.
This should mark the end of the Joke Gifs I can’t put on Patreon. But I have other news, in the coming month a New Tag, Sculpted will but put out there for the guys who like some muscle on their models.
She was discovered while she was pregnant because her natural breasts swelled that much larger it was hard not to spot her.
I figured I needed to post about her before she slipped into vintage. I honestly thing she looks washed out in a lot of playboy’s layouts. And they also didn’t always feature her sexy legs and butt, but then who am I to say anything about that.
In Club magazine they based a two page comic on her called Debbie Sass. Though it was not biographical. Debbie Jordan show off her huge natural which looked unreal due to her height.
She is heavily air brushed, but when you model for 28 years you have to expect it some. Once she Broke away from Score Magazine she grow into a new size category, but I think was to avoid continuing her own move into porn.
Some models are a true flash in the pan as they come and go away once they have money for what they need. Though this one had her Amazon wish list up for some time.
She was just a flash in the pan in the modeling world, but thankfully she left some hot pictures behind.
This Welsh singer has gone topless for a Italian game show. before coming back home an enjoying a small career on the British music charts. While they like per pipes, we love her for a set of something else.
I don’t know what it is about Russian Woman when they choose to do porn. It is either, not at all or Whole hog. for them there is no half measure. Maybe it has something to do with their whole don’t be a pussy attitude.
She models swimwear and lingerie. She posed for Playboy and her curves are all her own. who care if she’s a little thick, when she’s got all that.
A Feminist, Miss Teen Wisconsin, Photographer and model, for a while was told she was plus size, because to me when she has natural double D’s it’s always a plus.
Identical Brown Sugar Twins
Playboy Cybergirls from July 2016 having too much fin washing a car.
Apparently You can’t do Adult content on Patreon now. So I thought I’d bring my adult titter gifs over here for you all to see. This will let you get an idea of what you’re missing and give me a place to use them.
Bobbi Pavis did not get popular but one part of her career that was big was her tits. Her she has pushed her way into trying on a bikini in the changing room, and the slacker owner of the shop is just ogling her in the one way mirror.
By this time the slacker brother is on the floor having melted from how hot and bothered her got from the view of the dressing room. The straight laced brother is getting annoyed.
He finally looks and has waited too long and another obese woman, (full clothed so it still meets my standards.) is trying one a bikini of all things.
Ted proves while I felt such a connection to Garfield all those years ago.
And We finish with everyone’s favorite three boobed call girl from Total Recall making you wish you had three hands. The actress admitted in an interview even though none of this is her, she still felt shame of exposing herself. The laughter she does in the clip is nervous as she was trying to hide her embarrassment. So this is just a Small Sampling of what you’re missing out on. So Become a Patron!
I know she’s a bit thick, but with those tits, I had to show her again.
I’m not sure how these are F-Cup, but this page three girl has always found work simply by taking off her top.
A.K.A. Inge Igmar for some reason, but I’m hoping to see some more of that thick ass.
Okay I know this is getting old, but this is the rule that keeps out ‘Tomb Raider’ so I thought it was important to bring up the final standard. Must Originate in a comic book. Tomb Raider starts in a Video Game so that keeps her out. such to everyone’s dismay I know, but, for her, there will be another list another time. So one last example.
Renee Montoya “Birds of Prey” Rosie Perez
We know Rosie has been bless with nice feminine curves, and I am not going to fault a female direct for removing what many call the male gaze from the camera, they still covered her up well too. The Swagger she has is sexy. You can not hide that. She spoke confidently to her peers and superiors. She knew her job well and when it suited her she strutted out though many may question it. The only reason she is not on the list is because Renee Montoya appeared in the Cartoon first, not the comic.
It doesn’t matter if you like her from her early Modeling work, to her more recent acting, all you know is you love this hot Latina. Covered-Up Queen Sofia Vergara
She’s gone from Webcam to Scoreland, and you can still get a private show. Kim Velez
The Barbi Twins
The Barbi twins is our first Seconds on the 7’s. They were once a Female force in the nineteen nineties and twenty oughties. If you want to learn more about this pair other than ogle their pairs, and when it’s identical twins everything is in pairs, then check this site. If I can find or make gifs, in the future they will come after this section of text. 2nds on 7’s
Tipping the scales and the tape measures, she’s German and just shy of being an Amazon and can knock you out with just one tit.
Took some work to find her were she wasn’t having sex. I wonder if she’ll later get implants.
Here I thought I was out of covered-up queens, look like we had to import this one from Italy.
I have only seen one pictorial of this model, but clearly we need more of her and her natural curves.
This thick webcam girl is ready to rock anyone’s world. Oil or no oil is the question.
Good thick girls often come with nice big tits.
Here is one Model that would give anyone the ride of a life time.
This Milk Maid might be too much for some me, but we can still enjoy the breast centeric view.
Also known as Mrs. Tommy Lee, this arm candy beat out Pamela Anderson.