Sarah M Faire

Strawberry Blondes are redheads, and this blessed beauty proves she’s got all the right curves. I’ll take these curves over a cubist impressionist painting of a nude descending a staircase any day. A.K.A Misha Lowe

Padding Their Work

Sometimes a Woman Pads her Bra. Some consider this deception. I am going to cover the not hiding illegal stuff in Bra moments. Now sometimes this is done when a young girl wishes she was as developed as her friends.

This is What Happens to Young Bella Thorne in Blended, but with Gel Insoles.

Or it is don’t to Impress a Man, which is needed when Grace needs to impress a man, yet punctures her water bra for Great Comedic effect.

Sometimes This is Done to Mock another that is More Blessed than her. This is Caroline Wozniacki making fun of Serrena Williams in the middle of a match.

Sometimes an Actress is just filling out to make herself fit the role. From Movie Greats of Julia Roberts Filling out for Erin Brockovich To Angelina Jolie Filling things out for Her Roll as Lara Croft.

Then there are times where the Character needs to be ample, not to look like another, but to cover a plot point to her character of the story the movie is telling. Leslie Mann, a Very Funny Actress, was playing a Character in Adam Sandler’s movie Big Daddy. The Character had once worked at a Hooters restaurant so she admitted to padding herself for the role.

In the Movie Inside Man, One of the Bank robbers had to be of similar size to one of the other female tellers So she could Utter the line. So I Violated statute Double D. Here we Have Kim Director Filling in that Role.

TV has this Happen too as a Young Cast Member finally finds love nestled in the bosom of a young an curvaceous Hunter King who is now set to be a regular on TV’s Life in Pieces. Especially with her padded pair.

I will Give you one Last one just before leaving thought I am still working on another. Sometimes they Are So padded as to be intentionally over the top.

Here is Ursala Udders from A Dirty Shame Played by Selma Blair.

Granted Her point of Origin is an Indy book, and she has appeared in her own title and is certainly still in comics thanks to her Creator suing Todd McFarlane for the rights to his creation and then selling her to Marvel. Marvel is now Publishing Angela and billing her as Thor’s Lost sister. And Yes I like Neil Gaiman enough to give her the Number 2 spot.

5 Witchblade

Female Police office finds magical gauntlet that can make a protective armor. If the armor covered her more that would take longer to draw and in the interest of sales and publishing on time, the outfit was always skimpy. And Damn if the Cosplayers don’t show this character some love.

7 Caitlin Fairchild

Although she is now owned by DC no one can deny her Indy comics origin. a bookish girl becomes a muscle bound model and sometimes forgets how attractive she is. And thanks to her being on the Ravagers team book she qualifies.

9 Painkiller Jane

At this Rate you might think I have a thing for red heads, but this fiery redhead is basically the Punisher with the disability of not feeling pain. This is an actual problem for many people but this comic uses it as an excuse for her to wear skimpy outfits so she can get any bullets she’s been shot with removed.

10 Sheena / Jungle Girl

At One point Jungle girl was an umbrella title given to a host of female characters who were jungle savvy and wore a skimpy outfit. So I have given the 10 Spot to the most prominent one from the Early Days, Sheena and the latest one from Frank Cho Jungle Girl herself.

And Lastly a Final Clarifier. For a Comic book Heroine to truly be Indy, her first comic must be not Marvel or DC. For that reason alone. We loose Red Sonja. She first appeared in a Conan comic that was published by Marvel at the time. She is not owned by Marvel now thought which is why she is still a Dynamite Gal. This also means, they Can’t start in Non-Comic Properties Like Lara Croft.

Next we have a Lady that needed for me to put in a clarifier. A Pin-up Collection is not a comic book. There must be Story and Content. Joe Linsner is an Amazing artist, but he hasn’t put out a story for his beloved Dawn since 2005. Described as drawing his feminine side. he always draw her naked and then added clothes. I have included two shots of Dawn from
Julius Zimmerman who I only recently Learned Passed away. You more than your art, will be missed.

The Decisions on the list are purely based on my own opinion. If you have thoughts about my list Contact me. The Weight for each one chose on the list are the same as the other two lists. Exposure, Size and disposition. All of which Red Monika has in Spades from Her Team Book Battle Chasers, Which was last published in 2001. She may have the Curves of Jessica Rabbit, but she clearly lacks the staying power in the industry. Speak of Staying Power, How do those clothes stay on?

Christina Hendricks is our next Covered-Up Queen. Normally she is a natural blond and went red to get more noticed in Hollywood. Recently an ad she was apart of caught flack , but not because of her luscious breasts. It was because the hair dye was bragging about it’s power to make her blond, which is her natural color.