Fifth Standard

When it comes to making a list you have standards. You know that characters that wear less clothes, or get wet, or better naked, are going to gain more favor. Characters that are confident and strong are also going to score better, but also, those that meet the Fifth standard which is be a heroine. A heroine is a lead female character that actively fights against the antagonist or against an oppressive system.

Diana Palmer ‘The Phantom’ Kristy Swanson

They must of strapped her down some to Keep her C-cups under wraps, through the movie she was wearing extra layers and covered up. Too bad Catherine Zeta-Jones Stole every scene she was in with her.

Jenny Blake ‘The Rocketeer’ Jennifer Connelly

Disney didn’t want to use real life Betty Page for the Movie, not just because of the sexual over tones but because she was still alive. We Got Jennifer Connelly and I think we’re better for it. She was in a number of outfits, even fought against her captures, but Jenny was invented for the movie.

Mary Jane Watson ‘Spider-Man’ Kirsten Dunst

Peter Parker’s on again off again romance. She was active in her life, but passive against any antagonist in the film often playing the captive damsel.

Top Ten Movie/TV Heroine

The Break down of how this works.

Okay, this will be similar to my other top ten lists of comic book heroins I’ve done before for DC Comics, Marvel Comics and Indy Comics. So here’s my standards. No underage characters or actresses, which takes out Hit-Girl, and the C-cup minimum cuts out more ladies than you think. My third standard is I’m only allowed to judge based on the show or movie, on set pictures. The downside of this rule is that it will skew things for those with a larger body of work as that character, as well as the actress with the larger bra. This is my list, deal with it or make your own list. My forth standard I will prove here. No single episode characters on this list. All must have a movie or multiple TV episodes.

Maxima Eve Torres

She didn’t even get to enjoy the whole episode of Supergirl when wrestler Eve Torres appeared as Maxima.

Maxima Charlotte Sullivan

Charlotte Sullivan had no trouble appearing as the Queen of Almerac but honestly spent half her time on her episode of Smallville sucking face. I guess when one of those faces is Tom Welling you don’t mind so much. In 2 days The fifth standard.

Sarah M Faire

Strawberry Blondes are redheads, and this blessed beauty proves she’s got all the right curves. I’ll take these curves over a cubist impressionist painting of a nude descending a staircase any day. A.K.A Misha Lowe

Padding Their Work

Sometimes a Woman Pads her Bra. Some consider this deception. I am going to cover the not hiding illegal stuff in Bra moments. Now sometimes this is done when a young girl wishes she was as developed as her friends.

This is What Happens to Young Bella Thorne in Blended, but with Gel Insoles.

Or it is don’t to Impress a Man, which is needed when Grace needs to impress a man, yet punctures her water bra for Great Comedic effect.

Sometimes This is Done to Mock another that is More Blessed than her. This is Caroline Wozniacki making fun of Serrena Williams in the middle of a match.

Sometimes an Actress is just filling out to make herself fit the role. From Movie Greats of Julia Roberts Filling out for Erin Brockovich To Angelina Jolie Filling things out for Her Roll as Lara Croft.

Then there are times where the Character needs to be ample, not to look like another, but to cover a plot point to her character of the story the movie is telling. Leslie Mann, a Very Funny Actress, was playing a Character in Adam Sandler’s movie Big Daddy. The Character had once worked at a Hooters restaurant so she admitted to padding herself for the role.

In the Movie Inside Man, One of the Bank robbers had to be of similar size to one of the other female tellers So she could Utter the line. So I Violated statute Double D. Here we Have Kim Director Filling in that Role.

TV has this Happen too as a Young Cast Member finally finds love nestled in the bosom of a young an curvaceous Hunter King who is now set to be a regular on TV’s Life in Pieces. Especially with her padded pair.

I will Give you one Last one just before leaving thought I am still working on another. Sometimes they Are So padded as to be intentionally over the top.

Here is Ursala Udders from A Dirty Shame Played by Selma Blair.

Angela

Granted Her point of Origin is an Indy book, and she has appeared in her own title and is certainly still in comics thanks to her Creator suing Todd McFarlane for the rights to his creation and then selling her to Marvel. Marvel is now Publishing Angela and billing her as Thor’s Lost sister. And Yes I like Neil Gaiman enough to give her the Number 2 spot.

Witchblade

5 Witchblade

Female Police office finds magical gauntlet that can make a protective armor. If the armor covered her more that would take longer to draw and in the interest of sales and publishing on time, the outfit was always skimpy. And Damn if the Cosplayers don’t show this character some love.

Painkiller Jane

9 Painkiller Jane

At this Rate you might think I have a thing for red heads, but this fiery redhead is basically the Punisher with the disability of not feeling pain. This is an actual problem for many people but this comic uses it as an excuse for her to wear skimpy outfits so she can get any bullets she’s been shot with removed.

Sheena Jungle Girl

10 Sheena / Jungle Girl

At One point Jungle girl was an umbrella title given to a host of female characters who were jungle savvy and wore a skimpy outfit. So I have given the 10 Spot to the most prominent one from the Early Days, Sheena and the latest one from Frank Cho Jungle Girl herself.

Red Sonja

And Lastly a Final Clarifier. For a Comic book Heroine to truly be Indy, her first comic must be not Marvel or DC. For that reason alone. We loose Red Sonja. She first appeared in a Conan comic that was published by Marvel at the time. She is not owned by Marvel now thought which is why she is still a Dynamite Gal. This also means, they Can’t start in Non-Comic Properties Like Lara Croft.

Dawn

Next we have a Lady that needed for me to put in a clarifier. A Pin-up Collection is not a comic book. There must be Story and Content. Joe Linsner is an Amazing artist, but he hasn’t put out a story for his beloved Dawn since 2005. Described as drawing his feminine side. he always draw her naked and then added clothes. I have included two shots of Dawn from Julius Zimmerman who I only recently Learned Passed away. You more than your art, will be missed.

Red Monika

The Decisions on the list are purely based on my own opinion. If you have thoughts about my list Contact me. The Weight for each one chose on the list are the same as the other two lists. Exposure, Size and disposition. All of which Red Monika has in Spades from Her Team Book Battle Chasers, Which was last published in 2001. She may have the Curves of Jessica Rabbit, but she clearly lacks the staying power in the industry. Speak of Staying Power, How do those clothes stay on?