I really cut my teeth on Playboy growing up, mostly because this was the best way to see naked women before the internet. Tan lines, bush, and if you’re lucky a nice pair of naturals.
I miss the girl next door feeling that Playboy used to have. This playmate was the first ever to get the front and back of her double-sided centerfold put in the magazine. The things we take for granted these days.
Maybe sometimes I am too much a man of my times, but how can one not admire the curves on the ladies of the past.
She only went topless the one time, but often showed off her form. Though most will remember her from Austin Powers, I remember some of her smaller rolls.
Only 19 when she became Playmate of the Month for 1983, Alana soon roped her younger sister into the parties and adventures she was having as a playmate. They made the briefest of 5 seconds appearance in Beverly Hills Cop 2 play volleyball for the team in white bikinis. Alana is very noticeable thanks to hear height and actually looking towards the camera from where she was positioned on the court. Alana never performed for a Video Calendar for playboy, but she did some smaller bits, so I have clipped out and made GIFs of anything worthy. Enjoy.
Sorry I was taking a walk down memory lane, Hope you doing mind the view.
This Playmate posed the year I was born, yet she is ten years younger than my dad.
She went on to marry a bassist for Mötley Crüe and though I don’t think any one would go name their kids Gunner, Dekker and Storm. I guess I was wrong.
Sorry I felt nostalgic for a moment, I’ll get off my soap box about boxes being ‘fur lined’.
I figured I would give the Boob Jokes from the Kentucky Fried Movie the same treatment as I do other jokes over here, to show you the kind of stuff you are missing over at my Patreon. Uschi Digard graces us with the joke I mentioned. Her large natural breast should never squeak, but I can understand why some at that time might think such a naturally bosomy woman might have some kind of implants. Hence this is why wet boobs would squeak like balloons. The next two are not boob jokes, but are jokes made while there are boobs out, so I’m doing them since I can’t do them over at my Patreon. In our Next Clip, Lenka Novak is Linda Chambers recreating her classing role, and she is shown rolling down a hill yet clothed. The voice over continues and introducing Susan Joyce and Nancy Reems, played by Nany Mann and Betsy Genson. And Finally the movie jokes about how it depicts what truly happens when Catholic high school girls stay out after curfew. Apparently getting whips while topless, by a clown dressed midget is what happens. This is just a small taste of what you’re missing out on over at my Patreon. So why not Become a Patron!
If you ever seen Flash Gordon, then you’ve seen this fine lady that made both genders lust after Ming’s Daughter. She’s done her turn posing for Italian Men’s Magazine and the foreign film nude scene.
Italian Actress, and later TV personality, did a good job of getting naked to get into films, to the point wear getting naked for a men’s magazine.
This Fitness Model in the 90’s loved showing off her form. She was so proud she posed for Playboy. My guess is she didn’t completely show off her boobs as she wasn’t so happy with the doctor’s work.
I felt like this Playmate needed a proper spread, and coincidentally she is also spreading.
Identical Twin Sisters
Careful people this to lovelies were brought up on charges of Tax evasion. But Fear not for all the charges we later dismissed and the judge that formerly found them guilty had performed erroneously. I know sometimes women behind bars can be sexy.
One year after it was legal this French starlet started working in the adult industry. From doing soft core to hard core, she was always taking her clothes off it made you wonder why she ever bothered putting them on in the first place.
I like her so much, I will do a non-vintage one tomorrow.
In Club magazine they based a two page comic on her called Debbie Sass. Though it was not biographical. Debbie Jordan show off her huge natural which looked unreal due to her height.
An Italian actress, who was once voted the sexiest woman in Italy. And liked showing off her cans in foreign films in the 80’s.
Sorry about the watermarks over the nudes. this former North Carolina Pageant winner took to modeling bikinis for Venus swimwear, which also had a line of lingerie. So she was just one step closer to going topless.
So I was Making sure that my Gif images of Monique Gabriel from the ‘Amazon Woman on the Moon’ were showing correctly when I saw this little gem again and realized she needed to be featured.
Actress and Model of her time, she enjoy a busy career, but owned up to Hollywood being a young woman’s game. even showing skin did not help her career her her talent did keep finding her work.
Lynda Carter “Wonder Woman” (TV)
President Olivia Marsdin – ‘Supergirl’
Principal Powers – “Sky High”
There is nothing sexier than a confident woman. She says, she only felt more confident in her body as she got older. When dressed as the heroine Wonder Woman, she worried about loosing all of five pounds just to look better under her costume. Her show helped female stunt women create a career for themselves and on the rare occasion they still had to use a man to fill in her role. As Wonder Woman she used her heart as much as she used her brawn to solve problems, and when under cover, she used her figure too. from stepping into a beauty pageant, to going under cover in a spa with a swim suit, she did it all.
Red Sonja ‘Red Sonja’ Brigitte Nielsen
This redhead Amazon standing at six foot one is a true giantess. You can’t help but get distracted by her form when watching form in combat. Offset by Arnold Schwarzenegger it only made her femininity more evident. The only downside is she waited till after this movie to get her implants giving her DD’s. This is the first movie I ever saw with a female lead protagonist where her goal wasn’t a man. Now if the movie could of just been better.
Sheena ‘Sheena: Queen of the Jungle’ Tanya Roberts
This blonde, brave enough to headline the movie and have a nude scene, may not be the greatest of actresses, but she was a Bond girl and thanks to her small role on ‘Beastmaster’ attracted a lot of people’s interest to her film work. I’m just glad she posed for playboy to promote her movies.
When it comes to making a list you have standards. You know that characters that wear less clothes, or get wet, or better naked, are going to gain more favor. Characters that are confident and strong are also going to score better, but also, those that meet the Fifth standard which is be a heroine. A heroine is a lead female character that actively fights against the antagonist or against an oppressive system.
Diana Palmer ‘The Phantom’ Kristy Swanson
They must of strapped her down some to Keep her C-cups under wraps, through the movie she was wearing extra layers and covered up. Too bad Catherine Zeta-Jones Stole every scene she was in with her.
Jenny Blake ‘The Rocketeer’ Jennifer Connelly
Disney didn’t want to use real life Betty Page for the Movie, not just because of the sexual over tones but because she was still alive. We Got Jennifer Connelly and I think we’re better for it. She was in a number of outfits, even fought against her captures, but Jenny was invented for the movie.
Mary Jane Watson ‘Spider-Man’ Kirsten Dunst
Peter Parker’s on again off again romance. She was active in her life, but passive against any antagonist in the film often playing the captive damsel.
Identical Twin Sisters
Here are some of their Rare shots. a long with a collage of some of their Playboy Covers. I made some Gifs from their one lone video, it is a shame there is not more of them.
These two Local Boston Performers, were magazine stars at a time when such large natural breasts were on display. Personally I’ve seen Toppsy once at a local club. Friendly and warm these two have traveled the world taking off their close and are now retired. Lulu for some time even in retirement posed for her fans. 2nds On 7’s
The future Elvira, so foxy she even had red hair. The carpet matched the drapes.
Someone else posted the Meatballs clip and it got me walking down memory lane, so I thought I’d take you with me. Cristy Thom
Loved her in H.O.T.S. and the beginning of Bachelor Party. Become a Patreon to see the gifs of her there.
She tightly controls her image so I can’t spell her name correctly. but here are some of her rare shots. And a Link over to the Patreon entry I made of her dumb and dumber spot. What’s strange is she got her implants while posing for playboy. So there are some of her before as well as after. Old Post
This way for the patreon Post.
Blessed with some natural curves, Rhone found the only thing she needed to help her in Hollywood was going from Brunette to Blonde. I do like her wearing something shear.
I felt like doing a throw back to a chesty playmate. Here’s one I haven’t done before.
Don’t ask me which twin is which, I can’t tell them apart. I think I would need a deeper investigation.
I was poking around the internet and learned that Sonya Blade Posed for Playboy, I just had to round up her pictures. She also posed with her older sister.
I wanted to do a segment on the Woman that Sang the song Tits and Ass in the Show Chorus Line, but at a B-Cup I couldn’t touch her, but her Sister thought she was an enhanced C-cup and also posed with her in Playboy. No nudity, but still she was a happy memory form the 80’s, lots of TV and some film work.
This Golden Age of Porn Starlet had natural boobs and flaming red hair and freckles. Here’s the Gifs.
I felt like taking a little walk down mammary lane.
Formally know her her work as Callisto on Hercules and Xena, She had one nude scene in a movie, but due to my Gif constraints they are here.
Now a days, you have to understand that big boobs on an attractive woman, didn’t grow on trees, and then to let you see her with out any pants on, It’s way Hef did so well when he did.
With over three Decades of material to choose from odds are if you like it she’s done it at some point in her per forming career.
This little Polish doll not only has a watermelon, but a set of natural triple D melons.
She did some acting and Modeling and now her own daughter is taking to Modeling, Miss Wayne Gretzky. I added some Gifs I made of her time in the move American Anthem.
An inch shy of an Amazon, but still worth every inch. Martha Thomsen
Sorry All I felt it time for a throwback Christine Maddox
This french porn star from the 70′s thankfully did a lot of shots without a dick in her mouth thank goodness.
When I heard this Bond girl was once picked to play Ursa in Superman II but turned down the role, I just had to feature her. Caroline Munroe
Click on her name to get the site where you can download all her pictures.
Playmate of month November 1975
She had only three layouts in Playboy one for the US, Japan and Italy.
Birth date: 02 December 1967
Birth place: Longview, Washington – USA
Playmate of the month August 1987
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