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Alana & Leilani Soares

Only 19 when she became Playmate of the Month for 1983, Alana soon roped her younger sister into the parties and adventures she was having as a playmate. They made the briefest of 5 seconds appearance in Beverly Hills Cop 2 play volleyball for the team in white bikinis. Alana is very noticeable thanks to hear height and actually looking towards the camera from where she was positioned on the court. Alana never performed for a Video Calendar for playboy, but she did some smaller bits, so I have clipped out and made GIFs of anything worthy. Enjoy.

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And What Now?

I figured I would give the Boob Jokes from the Kentucky Fried Movie the same treatment as I do other jokes over here, to show you the kind of stuff you are missing over at my Patreon. Uschi Digard graces us with the joke I mentioned. Her large natural breast should never squeak, but I can understand why some at that time might think such a naturally bosomy woman might have some kind of implants. Hence this is why wet boobs would squeak like balloons. The next two are not boob jokes, but are jokes made while there are boobs out, so I’m doing them since I can’t do them over at my Patreon. In our Next Clip, Lenka Novak is Linda Chambers recreating her classing role, and she is shown rolling down a hill yet clothed. The voice over continues and introducing Susan Joyce and Nancy Reems, played by Nany Mann and Betsy Genson. And Finally the movie jokes about how it depicts what truly happens when Catholic high school girls stay out after curfew. Apparently getting whips while topless, by a clown dressed midget is what happens. This is just a small taste of what you’re missing out on over at my Patreon. So why not Become a Patron!

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3. Wonder Woman – Diana Prince

Lynda Carter “Wonder Woman” (TV)

President Olivia Marsdin – ‘Supergirl’

Principal Powers – “Sky High”

There is nothing sexier than a confident woman. She says, she only felt more confident in her body as she got older. When dressed as the heroine Wonder Woman, she worried about loosing all of five pounds just to look better under her costume. Her show helped female stunt women create a career for themselves and on the rare occasion they still had to use a man to fill in her role. As Wonder Woman she used her heart as much as she used her brawn to solve problems, and when under cover, she used her figure too. from stepping into a beauty pageant, to going under cover in a spa with a swim suit, she did it all.

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Honorable Mention #1

Red Sonja ‘Red Sonja’ Brigitte Nielsen

This redhead Amazon standing at six foot one is a true giantess. You can’t help but get distracted by her form when watching form in combat. Offset by Arnold Schwarzenegger it only made her femininity more evident. The only downside is she waited till after this movie to get her implants giving her DD’s. This is the first movie I ever saw with a female lead protagonist where her goal wasn’t a man. Now if the movie could of just been better.

Sheena ‘Sheena: Queen of the Jungle’ Tanya Roberts

This blonde, brave enough to headline the movie and have a nude scene, may not be the greatest of actresses, but she was a Bond girl and thanks to her small role on ‘Beastmaster’ attracted a lot of people’s interest to her film work. I’m just glad she posed for playboy to promote her movies.

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Fifth Standard

When it comes to making a list you have standards. You know that characters that wear less clothes, or get wet, or better naked, are going to gain more favor. Characters that are confident and strong are also going to score better, but also, those that meet the Fifth standard which is be a heroine. A heroine is a lead female character that actively fights against the antagonist or against an oppressive system.

Diana Palmer ‘The Phantom’ Kristy Swanson

They must of strapped her down some to Keep her C-cups under wraps, through the movie she was wearing extra layers and covered up. Too bad Catherine Zeta-Jones Stole every scene she was in with her.

Jenny Blake ‘The Rocketeer’ Jennifer Connelly

Disney didn’t want to use real life Betty Page for the Movie, not just because of the sexual over tones but because she was still alive. We Got Jennifer Connelly and I think we’re better for it. She was in a number of outfits, even fought against her captures, but Jenny was invented for the movie.

Mary Jane Watson ‘Spider-Man’ Kirsten Dunst

Peter Parker’s on again off again romance. She was active in her life, but passive against any antagonist in the film often playing the captive damsel.

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Lulu Devine & Toppsy Curvey

These two Local Boston Performers, were magazine stars at a time when such large natural breasts were on display. Personally I’ve seen Toppsy once at a local club. Friendly and warm these two have traveled the world taking off their close and are now retired. Lulu for some time even in retirement posed for her fans. 2nds On 7’s

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Tr@ci @dell

She tightly controls her image so I can’t spell her name correctly. but here are some of her rare shots. And a Link over to the Patreon entry I made of her dumb and dumber spot. What’s strange is she got her implants while posing for playboy. So there are some of her before as well as after. Old Post

This way for the patreon Post.

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Judy Landers

I wanted to do a segment on the Woman that Sang the song Tits and Ass in the Show Chorus Line, but at a B-Cup I couldn’t touch her, but her Sister thought she was an enhanced C-cup and also posed with her in Playboy. No nudity, but still she was a happy memory form the 80’s, lots of TV and some film work.